Lambrusco.
And I do not speak any of Lambrusco. Not sure what Ligabue mingled with popcorn (the horror).
Ah, Lambrusco, wine from Emilia, who would drink willingly, if only the Lambrusco hours of which I speak has nothing to do with wine.
I remember waking up in a bed drenched in sweat after a horrible dream and a voice echoed in my ears: "Lambrusco!
-No thanks I'm not thirsty - said
-Idiot. Go to Tony Lambrusco! - The voice continued.
Lambrusco Tony was the local petty criminal, to which I had found the window to spy on a couple of points does. Then she was with a woman whose beauty was dizzy from the local physical representation of the universe.
decided to go to Tony, with a willingness to question or at least to scrounge a handful of pretzels.
Tony was not a type from which one could go, ring the bell and getting an invitation. I went home to his horse Charlie, I Piazzai at the door with his face distorted in a grimace of malice and shouted: 'Open in the name of Hello Kitty', shootin '.
Without waiting for an answer I threw myself in the window shattering it, and while a myriad of tiny bits of glass sticking in my skin, a voice mixed Calabrese said, "well come avhant is aphert"
I went in and a man with a crooked smile staring at me idiot.
-Hello Tony -
- Ciah! -
I stared at him threateningly for several hundred seconds, after which he, while maintaining facial expression (smile twist) took me into his study. I followed him, without stopping the complex Maori dance that I was running to intimidate him.
He sat down and told me I tell you-all-
Suddenly I realized that I would have said it all.
And he began saying
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clear? -
My expression must have convinced as I said,
Allhor-I repeat: quanntumhaivisconlatipioinrealnonsosehaicappperòsegretementunmotivazioneccoè laqualecheciccirupunelsensochequandotfaiprenderesuccedchelecosesicomplicanequindtuttsivoltnel sbagliatamenteioesplosquindquellasersottolavislampiaioerolaindueomicidassinopoliziottipoi tagliatodilatonellcasadentrosottolineoecorposahtrovahquindicommissario.
This time I waved goodbye and happy.
I had a new clue to follow.
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